Yet another reason to avoid Australia - Drop Bears.

"Simplify, then add beer" (jeffoh) 03/31/2014 at 21:18 • Filed to: None

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http://www.australiangeographic.com.au/news/2013/03/d…

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 21:20

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March 31st 2013.....

Just one day shy

Blondude > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 03/31/2014 at 21:20

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So close.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 21:22

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And since their Australian, they're probably poisonous as well.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Blondude 03/31/2014 at 21:24

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I wonder whether the timezone difference means it was posted on April 1st in Oz, but according to GMT +0 it means we see it is March 31st. Either that or thought they were so goddamn funny and original that they couldn't wait to hit that 'Publish' button.

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beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 21:39

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I'm an Australian, and I've only been killed by drop bears twice.

Simplify, then add beer > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 03/31/2014 at 21:56

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But this is no joke...

Simplify, then add beer > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 03/31/2014 at 21:57

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Must be all that Funnel Web venom in your system.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 21:58

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Ha! I hope you potatoshopped that

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 22:09

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nah they don't live this far north. They're really only around Sydney.

We just get the Golden Silk Orb Weaving spiders that can eat birds and snakes.

Simplify, then add beer > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 03/31/2014 at 22:27

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Oh, so Cane Toad poisoning instead.

FYI I live in Sydney, and haven't seen a Funnel Web in 15 years.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 22:38

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edit: sorry I derped, I'm south of Sydney in Canberra :P so No Cane toads either.

I didn't think the giant Golden orbs were down here until I found one in my garden last week.

I also saw Tony Abbott last month and bumped into Julia Gillard at Queanbeyan Coles a few years back. They're scarier.

Simplify, then add beer > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 03/31/2014 at 23:02

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Someone needs to create a Drop Politicians meme.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Simplify, then add beer 03/31/2014 at 23:03

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drop kicks more like.


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